pinkelephantdays

I’m back on this and I’ve been all over this album. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I was vigorously shaking his hand. I couldn’t stop laughing. He was KO.

heckacute:

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.

fat-toddler:

dinuguan:
eatin’ ass under water
call that pacific rim

Never talk to me or my 47 Pidgeys again

im a total mess…. but…. a glittery, light pink, soft mess

NASA: Do you wanna see some pictures of Pluto?

me: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR SPACE

The Year 2028

open-plan-infinity:

Pokemon Go has rid the world of obesity. Everyone knows everyone in their neighbourhoods. Loneliness is an archaic concept. All national borders have been erased so players can search for pokemon unrestricted. There is no war. There is no suffering. The planet is finally at peace.

penicillium-pusher:

“girls only wear makeup and dress nice for guys!”
false.

georgieboycostanza:

Sometimes, the Internet hits you right in the face with exactly the sort of thing you need to hear first thing in the morning.

texasenchantment:

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical